Cuddly diseases
Giant stuffed versions of your favorite infectious diseases including HIV and flesh-eating bacteria.

Fog Guns
Blast beautiful smoke rings with these futuristic devices.

Free After Rebate
"If you have the time and the up-front cost, here's a site dedicated to products that cost nothing after you get your rebate check."

I'll Freakin' Host It!
I think your web hosting problems are over.

iPod vs Cassette Tape
Comparison of the features of an iPod vs an ordinary casette tape.

Leg Lamp
Own a tacky lamp just like the one in A Christmas Story.

Purring Kitty Cellphone Software
Software turns your Java-enabled Nokia phone into a massager.

Send free SMS messages
No registration required SMS messaging to the USA.

ShitBegone!
"ShitBegone Corporation prides itself on supplying happy customers with their trademark ""facial-quality"" toilet paper. So superior is this product, that many who have tried it have never gone back! "

Stabbing Victim Knife Holder
Organize your knives into the body of this victim-styled knife holder.