The Wiggles lead singer, Greg Page, will announce next week that he is quitting the wildly popular children’s music group. Page pulled out of the US tour of the group in July after experiencing unexplained fainting spells.

The UK’s former Minister of Defense Nick Pope is worried that an attack by aliens from outer space could happen at any time.

An NYPD detective’s wife has confessed that she spiked her husband’s meatballs with marijuana so he’d test positive for drugs. She feared he’d die in the line of duty and was hoping to get the 22-year detective fired. Link!