Vietnam authorities confiscated one ton of Chinese-made sex toys Friday. The illegal shipment included 10,000 woody-inducing Viagra tablets. The whole party-on-wheels was hidden within a shipment of onions.

A Maryland man whose hip was crushed in an auto accident on the Woodrow Wilson bridge will get to trigger the explosives to destroy it Monday. Dan Ruefly was selected in a contest to determine who suffered the worst commute on the old bridge. A new bridge has been built alongside the old one and after the demolition, an additional span will be built in its place to carry even more traffic.

A new British study finds that many teens use condoms incorrectly. Strangely, of those who did manage to use them the right way there was a strong correlation to having a close relationship with their mothers.

An African-American girl in Texas faces in-school suspension each day she shows up with red hair. The school has a policy against “unnatural” hair colors. The principal has told the student she must put her hair back the way it was or, if that’s not suitable, may dye it blonde.

Australian scientists are asking farmers to report ugly sheep to them so they can be studied for their wool characteristics. Sheep with patchy or uneven wool are usually sent off to the slaughterhouse but scientists want to examine them to find clues to producing better wool.

Country Day Prep, a high-class prep school for pampered pooches, is offering a suitable environment for priviledged dogs of good breeding and background. Dogs are served only bottled water and get ice cream breaks.

Disney/ABC has cancelled its collaboration with Mel Gibson’s production company to produce a miniseries about the Holocaust. Gibson was arrested this weekend for DUI and allegedly made anti-Semitic remarks to the arresting officers. In the same incident, Gibson also called a female sergeant at the police station sugar tits.