A mother who stepped over a retaining wall to get a better photograph of her family fell off a 500 foot cliff and died. A park ranger rappelled down to reach the woman but she was already dead.

Yorkshire’s water utility has provided a handy urine quality chart online so customers can ensure that they are peeing properly. Fortunately the chart is printable and is pocket-sized so concerned customers can use it on-the-go.

James Blunt’s label, Atlantic Records, has blocked Weird Al from including a parody of “You’re Beautiful” on his upcoming album. James Blunt himself has given Al the thumbs up to the song titled “You’re Pitiful”. In response, Weird Al has released the song free on his website.

A woman got angry that her new puppy died so she pushed her way into the breeder’s home and hit her over the head with the dead Chihuahua. The woman was upset because a veterinarian told her the puppy was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. The puppy died before she could get it back to its mother.

Two former Florida middle school teachers are facing a state inquiry after students said they saw them having sex in an unused classroom. Two students reported watching the teachers through a hole in a paper used to cover a classroom window. One of the teachers later tried to get a student to keep quiet about the incident.

A family left a 6-year-old boy at Chuck-E-Cheese after a birthday party. Employees called the police when they found the youngster when it was time to close the store. The family of the boy didn’t realize until the next day that he was missing. Police placed the boy in state custody until the Department of Children and Family Services can examine the case.

An invitro fertilization clinic in Scotland has closed its doors due to a nationwide shortage of sperm donations. New government rules dictate that donations can no longer me made anonymously. The situation is so dire that there is only one donor in all of Scotland.