Drug firm Pfizer has patented drugs to make it harder for women to climax during sex. Pfizer notes that female premature orgasm is often ignored as a problem because males take it as positive feedback of their lovemaking skills.

Banking customer Chris Lancaster recently was shocked to find that NatWest bank had issued him a debit card in the name of “Dick Head”. Lancaster admits to having been overdrawn a few times but wonders what he had done to deserve such a rude title.

For the second time in recent months tax preparer H&R Block announced that it misstated its own income. H&R Block now says it claimed $91 million more in earnings than it really did. The company blames accounting mistakes.