Two kittens in Kobe, Japan, started a fire in their home when they urinated on a fax machine. The fire damaged two rooms before the owner was able to put it out. The man was treated for mild smoke inhalation while both kittens survived with injuries.

Horse owners in Tucson, Arizona, are faced with the problem of disposing of manure after the last fertilizer company that accepted the waste quit doing so. A single horse can produce 12 tons of waste and soiled bedding material in a year.

Two daughters are suing a synagogue after discovering their mother’s remains had been replaced with a can of sour-cream-and-onion flavored potato chips. The incident occurred a year ago and the remains are still missing, according to the women’s attorney. Synagogue officials deny responsibility.

Nigerian police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway. The cow also injured several bystanders after killing the man. Police are searching for the cow’s owner so they can bring charges against him.

Plastic surgery addict Joan Rivers has ridiculed Robert Redford for having had bad plastic surgery. The 72-year-old Rivers added “God, whoever did him should be ashamed.”

In response to Tom Cruise’s criticism of her use of antidepressants, Brooke Shields has offered a gift: two tickets to see her perform in the London musical Chicago. Taking a jab at the age difference between Cruise and his girlfriend, Shields is offering the star one adult and one child ticket for the event.

Virgin Atlantic is adding Star Wars air sickness bags to its flights. The bags will be printed with tips on using a lightsaber and rules for Jedi to follow.