A Virginia police chief was ordered held without bail Monday on charges of driving drunk twice in one day. The chief was first arrested in his unmarked police car and a second time, five hours later, in his personal vehicle.

A 9-year-old boy stabbed a classmate in the eye with a pencil Wednesday at an Arizona elementary school to get the other boy’s basketball. The victim, also 9, is expected to his lose his eye.

Florida State Senator Al Lawson, a Democrat from Tallahassee, is proposing a two-cent-per-roll tax on toilet paper to fund sewer improvements in parts of the state. Lawson claims the problem is serious enough that people should have to pay as they go.

Prosecutors in a Bentonville, Arkansas, murder case sent out subpeonas to everyone who might have had contact with the defendant including his dog. The defendant had written his 5-year-old shih tzu a letter from jail. The defendant’s brother attempted to comply with the order by taking the dog to the courthouses but deputies would not allow a dog in the building.

Georgia governor Sonny Perdue, a licensed veterinarian, plans to personally neuter a dog at an Atlanta Human Society animal clinic on Thursday. The 30-minute procedure will highlight responsible pet ownership.

Former friends star Jennifer Aniston has denied reports that she broke up with Brad Pitt after falling for another woman. The actress has instructed her publicist to quash all rumours which claim that she has a secret lesbian lover in New York.

A new law in San Luis Obispo County, California, gives lets libraries kick out smelly patrons. Visitors could also be asked to leave for fighting, eating, drinking, sleeping, playing games, and printing or viewing illegal materials on library computers.