Police in Milan are searching for an armed robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store Wednesday. The robber may have decided to take the items after getting less than $100 from the clerk.

Richard Hatch, who became a millionaire when he won the first-ever “Survivor” series, has agreed to plead guilty to two counts of tax evasion for failing to report income including the $1.01 million he won on the show. The penalty could be up to five years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine for each charge. Because of the plea agreement filed in federal court on Tuesday, the U.S. Attorney’s office said it would recommend a lesser sentence.

A 6-foot man allegedly on the run from Florida authorities since September was found this week curled up inside of a television. After receiving a tip, officers searched a house for the fugitive, even checking a freezer and washing machine. A search dog repeated scratched at the television which, when the back was unscrewed, revealed the suspect.

When Saddam Hussein was toppled from power, Iraqi prostitutes moved their operations to Syria. Now, Syrian prostitutes are fighting back by spreading rumors that Iraqi prostitutes are spreading AIDS. According to one rumor, several policemen have contracted AIDS from Iraqi whores.

The Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops including an aphrodisiac weapon that would make soldiers have gay sex with one another. Other ideas included a weapon to attract angry rats to troop positions and a halitosis weapon. It is not known if any of the proposed ideas were persued.

A pet boa constrictor wrapped itself around a heat lamp inside its cage and pulled the lamp down, setting the cage ablaze. The fire spread, destroying the snake, the bedroom where the snake was kept and causing damage throughout the home estimated at $12,000.

A Spaniard was sentenced Tuesday to 18 months in prison for stealing the equivalent of a dollar from a pay phone 13 years ago. The trial was delayed repeatedly, either because the suspect failed to show up, was in a drug rehabilitation program or administrative snags.