A pair of cats stepped on a stove’s control knob and started a house fire that burned a small home in Kansas. Both cats survived the blaze.

Rick, a 20-year-old Krispy Kreme employee from Washington says he is struggling with a serious masturbation problem. He and several other Christian men have pledged not to “defile themselves” for 40 days. Rick is writing about his struggle on his blog.

Kmart is recalling boxes of Martha Stewart Everyday safety matches because they could ignite upon impact and pose a fire hazard. Anyone having the matches should return them for a refund.

A prankster apparently switched a Georgia high school’s morning announcement video with a hard core porn video Tuesday morning. Several seconds of the porn were broadcast over the school’s closed circuit system before the feed could be stopped. School officials are investigating the incident.

A Virginia was arrested and charged with felony criminal mischief in New York state after leaving his motel room covered with Vaseline. Motel Six employees found the TV set, furniture, carpeting, towels and everything else in the room covered in petroleum jelly. A sheriff’s deputy who arrested the man in another hotel says the culprit was “smeared from head to foot with Vaseline.”

An Ontario County, New York, woman was arrested after mowing several feet into her neighbor’s lawn. The neighbors are in the midst of a property dispute. The woman who was arrested claims she’s been mowing the same strip of grass for years.

A US Air Force airman who pleaded guilty to stealing a female servicemember’s underwear was was sentenced to a bad-conduct discharge Friday. The man was also sentenced to three months in jail, a fine, and a demotion.