William and Grace Kill, an elderly couple from southern England, were shocked to discover a greeting card they received had been opened by postal workers who inserted a message. The note read: “Dear customer, we had to open this letter to check for money or credit cards, there were none, so you can have the f—– back!!! Next time, make sure there is some money!! Love, Royal Mail.”

Jon Lovitz performs his first nude scene in the film the Stepford Wives. He notes that “everyone was so distracted by my beauty that no one noticed Nicole Kidman or Faith Hill”.

A Zambian man hanged himself Friday after his wife caught him having sex with a chicken. The chicken was killed after the incident.

A prankster claiming to be a Victoria’s Secret representative has been calling women in Toledo, Ohio, and asking for their bra and panty sizes. One woman was told she would receive a free gift from Victoria’s Secret if she completed the survey.

A felon who accidentally shot himself in the groin has been sent to prison for illegally possessing a firearm. In 1994 the man was convicted of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

A Russian scientist in Siberia has died after accidentally sticking herself with a needle containing ebola. Officials at the lab where she was working say she was working on an ebola vaccine.

A 35-year-old man was killed over an over-enthusiastic wedgie. The man charged with killing him allegdly became enraged by a wedgie given to his friend. He and the victim got into a fight that ultimately led to the stabbing and death of the victim.