American Idol judge Paula Abdul admitted to a teen magazine that she sometimes pees when she laughs. She even admitted wetting Arsenio Hall’s sofa while she was appearing on his show.

A faulty gate at a wastewater treatment plant backed up millions of gallons of raw sewage, shooting manhole covers into the air and closing a park. A golfer at a closed golf course described it as the worst thing he’d ever smelled… times 10.

A Hong Kong woman is suing the government after conservation officers chased a stray monkey into her home where it destroyed an expensive flat-screen television. Conservation officers claim had not started chasing the monkey when it entered the woman’s home.