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Drudge Report readers have been put on notice that Rosie O’Donnell is looking for some hot loving after a long week. Why? Because she loves ‘bush’.
Fergus Henderson, of the fashionable St John restaurant in Smithfield, Central London, has put grey squirrels on the menu. Henderson prefers to serve the meat gently braised with wine, boletus mushrooms and wild garlic leaves.
Australia is using sniffer-dogs and x-ray machines to keep four-leaf clovers from entering the country.
More than 60 four-leaf clovers had already been seized by the Australian Quarantine Inspection Servie during stepped-up inspections of mail from Ireland.
Britney Spears was attacked by someone who threw a bucket of urine on her, soaking her head-to-toe in peepee. The attacker reportedly yelled “Shut up!” and “you bitch!.”
A British volunteer worker, 18-year-old Amy Nicholls, was killed by a crocodile in Lake Chala in Kenya.
She had been told by the locals that the lake was safe for swimming and travel guides stated only harmless pygmy crocodiles were in it.
Her mauled body was pulled from the lake with one arm missing.
In response to a local school’s mascot, some American Indian students at the University of Northern Colorado have named their intramural basketball team “the Fighting Whities.”
They are upset with Eaton High School for using an Indian caricature on the team logo.
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