Tri-State crematory in Noble, Georgia has been discovered to have tossed corpses in the woods instead of cremating them. Perhaps over a hundred bodies are believed to be involved. Some are just days old while others are mummified.
Apparently the pork industry doesn’t think they’re providing enough entertainment value with just the name “pork.” Check out Pork for Kids for hours of artery-clogging fun.
38-year-old Karen Morgan of Lowell, Massachusetts beat the crap out of another supermarket shopper who had one too many items in the express lane. Morgan assaulted the woman in the parking lot after they had both left the store. “She got out of the car and commenced a whooping on me,’” the victim said.
Canadian reporter Francois Gagnon, who is on assignment at the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, left his hotel room to get his newspaper. Unfortunately for Gagnon, his locked door closed behind him and he was totally naked.
Using his newspaper to hide his privates, he tracked down the hotel manager who helped him back into his room and then kicked him out of the hotel.
Halifax bank in Great Britain encouraged 15,000 customers to phone a financial advice line but mistakenly gave out the number to a gay dating service.
A bank spokesman blames an employee who put a digit in the wrong place.
How could Russians Elena Berezhnaya and Anton Sikharulidze win gold medals in Salt Lake City even though their performance wasn’t as good as Canadians Jamie Sale and David Pelletier? Cheating.
Sources within the International Skating Union report that the Russians and French made a pact which sealed the fate of the Winter Olympics’ pairs skating event.
James Storrie of Auckland, New Zealand examined his mobile phone bill Monday and discovered a $337.50 ($141 US dollars) charge listed as “for being an arrogant bastard.”
Mr. Storrie says he had complained a week ago because his mobile phone had been disconnected in error.
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