Man looks for ID, pulls out crack pipe
Tony Banks, of Jersey City was pulled over by cops while riding his bicycle. When asked for identification, he fished around in his pockets and a crack pipe fell out.
Archive for February, 2002
James Brown has government-enhanced package
Lisa Agbalaya-Ross is suing James “Godfather of Soul” Brown for firing her after she turned down his sexual advances. According to Ms Agbalaya-Ross, Brown claimed he had been given “powerful testicles by the government.”
James Brown states “, I didn’t touch nobody.”
History of the Nancy comic
Originally, the comic-strip Nancy was titled Fritzi Ritz, the name of Nancy’s aunt. Nancy was introduced as a character later and eventually she and Sluggo took over.
Florida man stabbed with swordfish
Frank J. Ashmus, 46, is being held in Pinellas County Jail after he used a swordfish bill to stab Garth Spacek, 42, in the stomach as Spacek was beating Ashmus in the head with a beer bottle, Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies said.
Ashmus was charged with aggravated battery remains behind bars in lieu of $20,000 bail Thursday night.
Blind man kills guide dog
Craig Miller, a legally blind resident of Lansdale, Pennsylvania, received a black lab guide-dog from the Lions Clubs four years ago. About two weeks ago police responded to a 911 call at the man’s house and found him trying unsuccessfully to resuscitate the animal.
Miller is now charged with misdemeanor cruelty to animals for allegedly kicking and dragging the dog to death.
St. Louis teachers go apeshit
Two St. Louis, Missouri, schoolteachers are under suspension by the school district while unrelated charges against them are investigated. In on instance, the teacher is accused of hitting a parent. The other teacher is accused of choking a child. Each faces possible termination if the charges are found to be accurate.
Man kills boss, makes pepper soup out of her
A 23-year-old Nigerian farm laborer, Salifu Ojo, got into a dispute with his boss, 40-year-old Christiana Elijah, which ended with Ojo killing his boss. He then cut up the body and made pepper soup out of parts of the mother of four’s body.
