The Without Walls International Church in Tampa has accepted over a thousand Christmas gifts for poor children from strippers. A Tampa-area discjockey told listeners to drop off donations at the Deja Vu strip club. A church spokesperson said they don’t condone the way they were collected but appreciate the gift and will distribute the toys to needy children.
Swaziland police are cracking down on bad drivers, including those that are caught kissing while driving. This Christmas season, the Minister of Public Works and Transport, Titus Mlangeni, has warned that police will be extra vigiliant against those who are caught eating, drinking alcohol, or kissing their lovers behind the wheel. He further asked that everyone keep a mindful eye on their cattle, sheep and goats to keep them from becoming involved in traffic accidents.
In most states of Australia, brothels are legal. Trips whore houses are a common business gift which is tax deductible. Things don’t slow down for the holidays, either. One madame states that her business increases 25% during December.
Shoppers in Pakistan have a new fragrence to choose from this year: Osama Bin Laden cologne. The box pictures the mass-murderer in front of a picture of the burning World Trade Center.
A wheelchair-bound woman in Australia has lost a court case after being discriminated against at a sex party. The woman was not allowed to participate in a swinger’s party because of she is wheelchair-bound.
In an effort to keep monkeys from taking their rice crops, Thai farmers have resorted to using fake crocodiles to scare them off. But the monkeys have instead been destroying the fake crocodiles and eating the rice anyway.
A series of tests has revealed what techniques work best at destroying unwanted Christmas fruitcakes. Dropping from the roof of a 2-story building merely put a few cracks in it. Running over it with an SUV rendered one into crumbs. Kicking was very successful in causing it to explode into pieces. Surprisingly, an M-11 fully automatic submachine gun provided very disappointing results.
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