A series of tests has revealed what techniques work best at destroying unwanted Christmas fruitcakes. Dropping from the roof of a 2-story building merely put a few cracks in it. Running over it with an SUV rendered one into crumbs. Kicking was very successful in causing it to explode into pieces. Surprisingly, an M-11 fully automatic submachine gun provided very disappointing results.

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