Man’s ass no match for bulletproof glass
Authorities in Hillsboro, Missouri, have charged 21-year-old Garrette Bellew with second-degree property damage for trying to break a bulletproof window with his bare ass.
Bellew was awaiting trial for first-degree burglary when he dropped trou and threw his rear at a door. Unfortuantely for him, a guard was on the other side.
The new charge could net him a fine up to a thousand dollars and a year in jail.
