The Coca-Cola Company has a long list of brands worldwide including one called Jesus. Keeping Jesus company is a perky little drink called Juggy. Here’s a few others:

Tuborg-Squash (squash flavored?)
Urge (after you drink it you get the urge to pee)
Wannabe (NOT the real thing, just a wanna-be)
diet Almdudler (great taste of Almdudler, 0 calories)
Water Salad (great taste of nothing, 0 calories)
Buzz (but no Woody)
Fruktime (’bout Frukkin time)
Joy (lemon-scented, leaves dishes,teeth spotless)

List of Coca-Cola Brands

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