Pain in the glass
Two girls in the UK popped into a filling station to copy their boobs. Unfortunately, one of them dropped trou and threw her self on top of the machine — breaking the glass in. The two dashed away and police are looking for them.
A worker at the garage — close to two nightclubs &emdash; said: “Girls often pop in after a night out and photocopy their boobs. It’s difficult to say much when you’re busy taking money for petrol.
The attendant stated “The lads are almost as bad — I’ve had blokes sitting on the copier at 3am. The difference is the glass has never broken before.”
Inspector Steve Taylor said: “As far as we’re concerned it’s a question of criminal damage.”
They should have remembered Panasonic copiers are designed for smaller Asian asses.
